“Dark in here isn’t it?”
“Yes, yes it is.”
“Do you want to buy my baseball bat?”
“How much?”
“300$”
A few days later his dad wants to play ball with him and tells him to go get his glove and bat.
“I can’t. I sold them to my friends.”
“For how much?”
“500$”
“That is way too much. I am taking you to church right now for a confession.”
They get to the church and little Johnny gets in the booth.
“Dark in here, isn’t it?”
The reverend says: “Don’t start that shit again. Your in MY closet now.”
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