The lawyer said, “Your honour, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists.”
The judge said, “The calendar says April 1st is April Fools Day. Psalm 14:1 states,
“The fool says in his heart, there is no God.
“Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that, if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day. Court is adjourned.”
You got to love a Judge that knows his scripture!
I only want the atheists joke in facebook please. My daughter is a blonde.!
The judge got it wrong. April 1st should renamed ‘God’s’ day, because only a ‘Fool’ believes in god (note small case! for small, narrow minded, self-aggrandising fools ).
Yeah, and this year Easter is om April fools day
It was scheduled this year especially for you guys.