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The Rolls Royce

A woman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer tells her that the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so the woman hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce that’s parked on the street in front of the bank.

Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls Royce into the bank’s underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the woman returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer approaches her and says:

“We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we’re a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked out your accounts and found that you were a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $5,000?”

“Well, where else in Manhattan can I park my car for two weeks for fifteen bucks?

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  1. Jokes this is an African joke,but the joke can be applied anyway.
    “A hyena was walking and hungry along the Mountain,then his eyes caught a monkeys grazing and lineup.He was suprized to see The monkeys Red Ass..After that the hyena said”Meat is someone who coverd on their Ass, Someone who cant find”…transleted From Somali language.

  2. This story was copied from that of Indian multimillionaire, Force India F1 team owner Vijay Mallya, with the same ploy loaning $5,000 from the bank using his brand new Ferrari as collateral.

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  4. this joke is 10 years old and keeps being recycled so my suggestion to you brainless pukes is fuck off and get a life

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