Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits.
After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude.
In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.
“Who is it?”, calls out one of the nuns.
“Blind man,” replies a male voice from the other side of the door.
The two nuns look at each other, shrug, and deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.
“Nice tits, sister,” says the man, “Where do you want these blinds?”
Sherlock Holmes says to Watson you have been a great servant to me so I’m going to take you camping as a reward ,so off they Treck eventually setting up camp, right says Holmes let’s find the nearest pub and get rat arsed ,much later they are Trecking back to the tent ,lying there Homes says to Him ,tell me Watson what do you see ,aw well I see the North Star seven sisters, plough all the constellations in the sky,but no doubt smart arse you will see more than me ,Holmes replies yei some bandit,s stole the tent,.
Ok… I take it there was a window in the room…. without any blinds? 🙂
I saw that one coming….
hahahah . . . . Blind man!