A man strolls into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some condoms.
She asks, “What size please?”
“Good question,” he replies, “I’m not sure,”
“Tell ya what. Right outside, there’s a fence with three holes in it, stick your d**k in the holes and tell me which one it fits in,” suggests the lady.
So he takes her advice, goes outside and puts his d**k in the first hole. A woman walks past, see’s his dick and starts feeling it.
The man thinks, “Hey, this ain’t too bad.”