One day, after what seemed an eternity in the Garden of Eden, Adam called out to God, “Lord, I have a problem.”
“What’s the problem, Adam?” God replied.
“Lord, I know you created me and have provided for me and surrounded me with this beautiful garden and all these wonderful animals, but I’m just not happy.”
“Oh, and why is that, Adam?” came the reply from the heavens.
“Lord, I know you created this place for me, with all this lovely food and all the beautiful animals, but I’m lonely.”
“Well Adam, in that case I have the perfect solution. I shall create a ‘Woman’ for you.”
“What’s a ‘Woman’, Lord?”
“This ‘Woman’ will be the most intelligent, sensitive, caring, and beautiful creature I have ever created.
She will be so intelligent that she can figure out what you want before you want it.
She will be so sensitive and caring that she will know your every mood and how to make you happy.
Most women I have met are like the first one – but are human as well, hence have weaknesses, just like most men I have met. My “Liat” is nearly perfect for me.