How did you find out your super-hot neighbor doesn’t watch porn?
-Well, the other day she asked me to come fix her sink. At first, I
was really excited until I realized her sink is really broken. Then I have been there for two hours fixing the damn sink. At the end, she just said ‘thank you’ and gave me an apple pie.
– Maybe she doesn’t watch porn but she is a fan of “The American Pie”!