This is the story about a little girl that didn’t know what cursing or what s.x was. Two nights before thanksgiving, she heard her parents having s.x.

Her father said: “Oh honey, I love your luscious tits.”

Then her mother said: “And I love your slim!”

The next morning, the girl asked her father what “luscious tits” were.

The father panicked. “It’s a fine coat.” He said.

The little girl then asked her mother what a “slim” is. The mother panicked and said: “It’s a pair of boots.”

The next morning was thanksgiving, she walked past her father shaving in the bathroom.

He cut him self and exclaimed: “Oh, sh.t!”

The little girl asked what shit meant. “I’m shaving right now, sweety” said her father.

Then the girl went into the kitchen where her mother was cooking the turkey. She accidentally dropped it on the floor and said: “Oh,!” “What does fu.k mean?” Asked the little girl. “I’m cooking the turkey right now, sweety.” replied her mother.

Then the door bell rang. Her mother told her to go open the door and welcome the thanksgiving guests.

The little girl walked up, opened the door and said: “Hello everyone! Hang up your luscious tits, drop your slim d.cks, my dad’s upstairs sh.tting and my mum’s f.cking the turkey.”

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