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Seven Cats

Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?”

Johnny: “Seven.”

Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”

Johnny: “Seven.”

Teacher: “Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?”

Johnny: “Six.”

Teacher: “Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”

Johnny: “Seven!”

Teacher: “Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!”

Johnny: “Because I’ve already got a cat!”

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  1. 7 cats….in 3 months time you will have a shed load more …..if you don’t snip the bad boys ?????……..

  2. I would have said zero.

    Teacher: Where did you come up with zero?

    Me: Because I would give them back. I don’t want a cat!

  3. it’s good ONE’s to be laugh out loud and I love it !!

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