Robot Slaps

A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. So he decides to try it out at dinner.

DAD: Son, where were you today during school?

SON: At school!  *robot slaps son*

SON: Ok, I went to the movies.

DAD: Which one?

SON: Toy Story! *robot slaps son again*

SON: Ok, it was A Day with a P*rn Star.

DAD: WHAT?! When I was your age, I didn’t even know what porn was. *Robot slaps dad*

MOM: HAHA!! After all he is your son, *Robot slaps mom*


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