in

Prison Cell 102

A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time resident who looks 100 years old. The new man looks at the old-timer inquiringly. The old-timer says,

“Look at me. I’m old and worn out. You’d never believe that I used to live the life of Riley. I wintered on the Riviera, had a boat, four fine cars, the most beautiful women, and I ate in all the best restaurants of France.”

The new man asked, “What happened?”

“One day Riley reported his credit cards missing!”

What do you think?

20 points
Upvote Downvote

Total votes: 30

Upvotes: 25

Upvotes percentage: 83.333333%

Downvotes: 5

Downvotes percentage: 16.666667%

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

An Evil Atheist

Here’s How I Imagine Animals Behave When You Aren’t Looking (20 Pics)