A son was placing his father into a nursing home. “Please don’t put me in there son!” cried the old man.
The son said, “Pop, I can’t take care of you and work too. I’ve checked the place out and it is the best one there is. I think you’ll love it.”
The next day the father called his son and said, “Son, you were right! I LOVE this place it is so great here. Thank you so much for making the decision!”
“That’s swell dad,” said the son. “What makes it so great?”
“Well,” replied the dad, “last night I was in my room and from out of nowhere, I got an er.ction. A nurse came in, saw me and gave me a bl.wjob! I haven’t had one of those in 30 or 40 years! I’d almost forgotten what it was like! It was fantastic!”
“That’s great dad,” said the son.