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Mr Lion

A lion was becoming rather old and slow and was having trouble catching prey. He decided he needed a disguise so that other animals would not know he was a lion and would therefore not run away.

So he went into a fancy dress shop and bought a gorilla suit. He then headed for a watering hole to see if he could catch something with his cunning disguise. On the way to the hole, he came across two eagles sitting on a rock.

One eagle said: “Hi, Mr Lion.”

The other eagle said: “Where did you get the gorilla suit?”

The lion was devastated. “How did you know I was a lion?” he asked.

The eagles then started to sing: “You can’t hide your lion eyes . . .”

What do you think?

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