Man With a Frog

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There’s a guy with a 25-inch p**is and is always wanting to get closer to the girls he is having s*x with. One day he comes upon a witch and he tells her about his problem. She tells him about a frog who can make his p**is smaller. All he had to do is make the frog say no and his p**is would shrink 5-inches.

So, he goes to find the frog and ask the frog to marry him. The frog says no and his p**is get down to 20-inches. He decides he wants to be closer so he ask the frog to marry him again, and again the frog said no and another 5-inches are gone.

He decides he wants to be even closer so he ask the frog one more time to marry him.

The frog said, “How many times do I have to tell you? No, no, no, no, no.”


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