A white guy woke up in a cell with an asian man and a black man. None of them had any idea what was going on. All of a sudden a mysterious man appears in front of them and says, “If all of your d*ck lengths combined can reach exactly 1 foot, I’ll let you all go. If not, I’ll kill you all.”
All 3 men pulled down their pants and put their d*cks together, the white guy had 4 inches, the black guy had 6 inches and the Asian guy had 2 inches.
The man then let them go. As they were leaving the cell, the white guy said: “You guys are lucky I’m white.”
The black said: “No way! You guys are lucky I’m black!”
And then the Asian guy yelled: “You guys are lucky I had a boner!”