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Love on Mars

With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it’s quite remarkably long.

“Well,” she says, “That’s quite impressive, but it’s still pretty narrow….”

“No problem,” he says, and starts pulling his ears. With each pull, his member grows wider and wider until the entire measurement is extremely exciting to the woman.

“Wow!” she exclaims, as they fell into bed and made mad, passionate love for many hours.

The next day the couples rejoin their normal partners and go their separate ways.

As they walk along, Mike asks,

“Well, was it any good?”

“I hate to say it honey,” says Maureen, “but it was pretty wonderful.

How about you?”

“It was horrible,” he replies, “All I got was a terrible headache. All she kept doing was slapping my forehead and pulling my ears.”


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