WIFE: Where on earth are you?
HUSBAND: Honey, u remember that Jewelery shop where you saw the diamond necklace and you totally fell in love with it. The wife relaxed with a smile.
WIFE: Yes, the king of my heart I remember.
HUSBAND: And you remember I didn’t have money to buy it for you at that time & I told you “honey, that necklace will be yours one day”
The wife is totally relaxed with a big smile now and even blushing.
WIFE: Yes I remember my love.
HUSBAND: Good! I am in a bar next to that shop!!