A husband and wife who were in the insurance business liked to get away from the stress of their job by renting a motor home in the country. Unfortunately their hopes of a peaceful vacation were wrecked by fellow campers repeatedly calling on them, asking whether they could borrow butter or sugar or even asking for directions to the nearest bar.
Finally they got so fed up with the interruptions that they decided to pin a notice to the door of the motor home which would guarantee their privacy. It read: “Insurance agent. Ask about our life-term package.”