I’m Married


A husband crawls back home drunk on night. Next day he wakes up with a hangover and sees that the whole house is clean and his shirts are laundered and there is a breakfast already prepared.

So he asks his son:

“Hey Billy, what is up, why is your mother so nice to me considering my condition last night?”

Billy answers: “Well, yesterday when she was pulling your pants off you were yelling: “Get away from be, bitch! I’m married!””