Geography Lesson At High School:

– My mother purchased a very nice scarf. Mr. Strongman, can you help me to find on the map the city where this scarf came from?

– Sure, I know all the cities in the world. Shoot.

– So where is Woven located?

– Woven? Are you sure it’s W-O-V-E-N? There is no such city in the world!

– I am absolutely sure. The tag on the scarf says: “WOVEN IN SCOTLAND”.