Drinking Action

“What else?” continued the officer.

The monkey pinched his fingers together, held them to his mouth and rolled his eyes.

“They were smoking marijuana?”

The monkey nodded.

“Anything else?” asked the officer.

The monkey mimed a kiss.

“They were kissing too?”

The monkey nodded his head.

“So,” said the officer, “you’re saying they were drinking, smoking and kissing before they crashed the car?”

The monkey nodded.

“And what were you doing while all this was going on?”

“Driving,” mimed the monkey.