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This guy just started at his new job, working at a p.rno shop. His boss comes out and tells him that he has to leave for a while, and asks if he can handle it. The new employee is somewhat reluctant, but with the boss’s positive comments he finally agrees. 
A few minutes later a white woman walks in and asks, “How much for the white dildo?” 

He answers, “$35.” 

White Woman: “How much for the black one?” 

Guy: “$35 for the black one, they are the same price.” 
She: “I think I’ll take the black one. I’ve never had a black one before.” She pays him, and off she goes.

A little while later a black woman comes in and asks “How much for the black dildo?”

Guy: “$35.”

Black Woman: “How much for the white one?” 

Guy: “$35 for the white one also, they are the same price.”

Black Woman: “Hmmm…I think I’ll take the white one. I’ve never had a white one before…” She pays him, and off she goes.

About an hour later a young blonde woman comes in and asks, “How much are your dildos?” 

Guy: “$35 for the white, $35 for the black.”

Blonde: “Hmmm….how much is that plaid one on the shelf?” 

Guy: “Well, that’s a very special dildo…it’ll cost you $150.” 
She thinks for a moment and answers, “I’ll take the plaid one, I’ve never had a plaid one before….” She pays him, and off she goes.

Finally, the guy’s boss returns and asks, “How did you do while I was gone?” The salesman responded,

Guy: “I think I did pretty good, I sold one white dildo, one black dildo, and I sold your thermos for $150!”


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