Child And Father


A boy goes to the drug store with his dad and sees the c*ndom display.

Boy: “Dad, why do they do packs of one c*ndom?”

Dad: “Those are for the high-schoolers for Friday nights.”

Boy: “So, why do they make packs of three?”

Dad: “For the college guys for Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights.”

Boy: “Then why do they make packs of 12?”

Dad: “Those are for married couples — you know, January,
February, March.”