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Cathouse Parrot

The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, “New house, new madam.”

The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought “that’s not so bad.” A couple hours later, the woman’s two teenage daughters returned from school.

When they inspected the bird, it looked at them and said, “New house, new madam, new whor.s.”

The girls and the woman were a bit offended at first, but than began to laugh about the situation.

A couple of hours later, the woman’s husband came home from work.

The bird looked at him and said, “New house, new madam, new whor.s, same old faces. Hi George!”


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