One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumblebee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina. The woman started screaming, “Oh my god, help me, there’s a bee in my v.gina!”
The husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the situation.
The doctor thought for a moment and said “Hmm, tricky situation. But I have a solution to the problem if young sir would permit.”
The husband being very concerned agreed that the doctor could use whatever method to get the bee out of his wife’s v.gina.
The doctor said, “OK, what I’m gonna do is rub some honey over the top of my p.nis and insert it into your wife’s vagina. When I feel the bee getting closer to the tip of my penis I shall withdraw it and the bee should hopefully follow my penis out of your wife’s vagina.”
The husband nodded and gave his approval.
The young lady said, “Yes, yes, whatever, just get on with it.”
you can only say penis and vagina a certain amount of times then you have to put a . in place of the second letter. 😉
Saves the stupid hubby right! kkkkkkk