A vampire bat came flapping in for the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the ceiling of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and started hassling him about where he got it. He told them to piss off and let him get some sleep, but they persisted until he finally gave in.
“Okay, follow me” he said and flapped out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a forest of trees. Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him. “Now, do you see that giant oak over there?” he asked.
“YES, YES, YES” all the other bats SCREAMED in a frenzy.
“Good” said the first bat, “because I fuckin didn’t!”