An accused bank robber was tried for his crime and was found guilty.
Just prior to being taken away, he looked the judge in the eye and asked, “Would it be okay if I call you a son of a b..ch?”
The judge’s face reddened as he bellowed, “It most certainly would not! I would add more time to your sentence.”
Nodding, the defendant said, “What if I THOUGHT it?, Would that be okay?”
Although annoyed, the judge restrained himself and calmly replied, “Yes, I suppose that would be okay. Obviously, I have no control over your thoughts.”
Smirking, the defendant said, “In that case, Judge, I think you’re a son of a b..ch!”