One day a woman was working at a sperm bank when an armed and masked robber bursts in demanding money.
The woman has no money and says: “sir you do realize this is a sperm bank right?”
The man replies: “fine then take me to where you keep the sperm or I will shoot you”
The girl directs him to the vault and the man says: “I want you to drink one.”
Reluctantly the women drinks the sperm and the man says: “drink another one”, so she does after she’s done the man pulls off his mask and says: “see honey it’s not that hard”.