A Smart Boss

A boss said to his secretary, “I want to have S.X with you. I will make it very fast. I’ll throw $1000 on the floor, by the time you bend down to pick it I’ll be done.”

She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend then said to her, “Do it but ask him for $2000, then pick up the money so quickly that he wouldn’t even have enough time to undress himself.” So she agrees.

Half an hour goes by, the boyfriend decides to call girlfriend, he asks, “What happened?”

She responds, “The Bastard used coins I’m still picking and he is still f..king!”

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  1. just reading the jokes then i came off the page had a message saying thanks for subscribing hope no monies go out of my account on fb if so ill be taking this further it didnt say anything bout subscribing

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