This is the story about a little girl that didn’t know what cursing or what sex was. Two nights before thanksgiving, she heard her parents having sex.
Her father said: “Oh honey, I love your luscious tits.”
Then her mother said: “And I love your slim dick!”
The next morning, the girl asked her father what “luscious tits” were.
The father panicked. “It’s a fine coat.” He said.
The little girl then asked her mother what a “slim dick” is. The mother panicked and said: “It’s a pair of boots.”
The next morning was thanksgiving, she walked past her father shaving in the bathroom.