Immoral

Jim lamented to his friend Larry that all the excitement had gone out of his marriage.

“That often happens when people have been married for ten years, like you,” said Larry. “Have you ever considered having an affair? That might put a bit of life back into your relationship.”

“No, I couldn’t possibly do that,” said Jim. “It’s immoral.”

“Get real,” said Larry. “This is the twenty-first century. These things happen all the time.”

“But what if my wife found out?”