in

Shopping

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket, where she selected a quart of milk, a carton of eggs, juice, and a package of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyer belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her, watched as she placed her items in front of the cashier.

He said, “You must be single.” The woman, a bit startled, looked at her four items on the belt, and seeing nothing particularly unusual about her selections said, “Well, y’know, that’s right. But how in earth did you know that?

The drunk said, “Cause you’re uglier ‘n shit.” 

What do you think?

-402 points
Upvote Downvote

Total votes: 1092

Upvotes: 345

Upvotes percentage: 31.593407%

Downvotes: 747

Downvotes percentage: 68.406593%

2 Comments

Leave a Reply

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Chemist’s Bad Day

Salesman of the Year