Her beauty will rival that of the heavens and earth.
She will unquestioningly care for your every need and desire. She will be the perfect companion for you,” replied the heavenly voice.
“Wow, she sounds great, Lord.”
“She will be, but this is going to cost you, Adam.”
“How much will this ‘Woman’ cost me Lord?” Adam inquired.
“She’ll cost you your right arm, your right leg, an eye, an ear, and your left testicle.”
Adam pondered this for some time, with a look of deep thought and concern on his face. Finally Adam said to God, “Ehhh, what can I get for a rib?”
And that’s how modern woman was created.