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Asking for Directions

January 16, 2019, 2:15 pm

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Being new in town, Sophia was trying to find the library.

She asks a man standing by, “Hi. Excuse me. Do you know where the library’s at?”

The man looked down at her and replied, “Young lady, you do know that it’s wrong to end a sentence with a proposition, right?”

Sophia then replied, “Do you know where the library’s at, jerk?”

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