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30 Weirdest Pregnancy Photos

January 17, 2020, 9:54 am

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This woman’s husband decided to get his 7 months pregnant wife a tee shirt with a Tyrannosaurus rex dinosaur trying to pick something up off the ground. Get it? Because a T-Rex has tiny arms and a big stomach? Classic dad joke.

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The Smell of Rain

One blistering afternoon in the summer of 1996 near her home in Irving, Texas, Danae was sitting in her mother’s lap in the bleachers of a local ballpark where her brother Dustin’s baseball team was practicing. As always, Danae was chattering non-stop with her mother and several other adults sitting nearby when she suddenly fell […] More
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Learn and Earn

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Believe in Yourself

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The Best Blessing is Love

His wife disagreed. “My dear, why don’t we invite Success?” Their daughter-in-law was listening from the other corner of the house. She jumped in with her own suggestion: “Would it not be better to invite Love? Our home will then be filled with love!” “Let us heed our daughter-in-law’s advice,” said the husband to his […] More
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