The attorney interprets to the Godfather, “He doesn’t know what you are talking about.” The Godfather pulls out a 9 millimeter pistol, puts it to the temple of the accountant, cocks the trigger and says,
“Ask him again where my damn money is!”
The attorney signs to the accountant, “He wants to know where it is!”
The accountant signs back, “OK! OK! OK! The money is hidden in a brown suitcase behind the shed in my backyard!”
The Godfather says, “Well….what did he say?”
The attorney interprets to the Godfather, “He says…go to hell…that you don’t have the guts to pull the trigger.”
love these jokes,gonna use them at work
Consistently good.
Another dumb blonde joke…..a blond was driving down a country road when she saw another blonde sitting out in an open field in a rowboat. She rolled down her window & shouted, You know it is dumb blondes like you who give us other blondes a bad name..& I’ll tell you something else..if I knew how to swim I would come out there and smack ya!”