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  • Two Factory Workers

    Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, “I can make the boss give me the day off.” The man replies, “And how would you do that?” The woman says, “Just wait and see.” She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling. The boss comes in and says, “What are you doing?” The woman replies, “I’m...
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  • The Advice

    A man walked into a therapist’s office looking very depressed. “Doc, you’ve got to help me. I can’t go on like this.” “What’s the problem?” the doctor inquired. “Well, I’m 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away.”...
  • The Truck’s Driver

    One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck’s driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not...
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  • The State Fair

    Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the state fair every year. Every year Stumpy would say, “Martha, I’d like to ride in that there airplane.” And every year Martha would say, “I know Stumpy, but that airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars.” One year Stumpy and Martha went to...
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  • I Want To Married

    Fred is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, “Why aren’t you married? Can’t you find a woman who will be a good wife?” Fred replied, “Actually, I’ve found many women that I have wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother...
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  • I’m In A Big Trouble

    – I’m in a big trouble! – Why is that? – I saw a mouse in my house! – Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap. – I don’t have one. – Well then, buy one. – Can’t afford one. – I can give you mine if you want. – That...
  • How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

    How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just one. Then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code. Rottweiler: Make me! Lab: Oh, me, me! Pleeease let me change the light bulb! Can I? Huh? Huh? Dachshund: You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp! Malamute: Let the...
  • 25 Penguins

    A man is driving down the highway when he sees a shipping truck wrecked on the side of the road, and 25 penguins waddling around outside it. He pulls over and the truck driver tells him, “Quick! You’ve gotta take these birds to the zoo while I wait for AAA!” The man agrees and drives...
  • TV

    A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn’t serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing,...
  • The Engineer

    An engineer was taking a walk when a frog spoke to him and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.” He picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke again and said, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I’ll become...
  • The 8 Best Free Credit Reports of 2019

    Your credit report contains a nearly complete record of your credit history. Many of your financial applications are based either directly or indirectly on the information in your credit report. It goes without saying that you want to be sure the information in your credit report is accurate. It’s recommended that you check your credit...
  • Travel Secrets For Babymooning On A Budget

    [Best_Wordpress_Gallery id=”3″ gal_title=”Travel Secrets For Babymooning On A Budget”]Look, babies are expensive. Giving birth, depending on your insurance, can be a huge investment. All that baby gear can add up quickly. So while a babymoon is a really lovely idea, it can seem too costly to add to the mounting budget. But there are lots...
  • Learn About Refinancing: Pros and Cons of Replacing a Loan

    If you have a loan that’s too expensive or too risky to live with, you often can refinance into a better loan. Things may have changed since you borrowed money, and several ways may be available for you to improve your loan’s terms. Whether you’ve got a home loan, auto loans, or other debt, refinancing...