Flight Attendants

July 29, 2018, 6:00 pm

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The Devil returned just as the pilot got back to his waiting position. He offered the pilot a choice between door number one and door number two.

The pilot said: “But I wanted door number three!”

“Sorry,” replied the Devil. “That’s flight attendants’ hell.”

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