Belly Button

Johnny’s daddy is the principle of the school.

He saw his teacher leaving school.

Johnny: “Hey miss where you going?”

Teacher: “Home.”

Johnny: “Can I come with?”

Teacher: ” No!”

Johnny: ” I’m gonna tell my daddy!”

Teacher: “Fine.”

They arrive at the teachers house…

Teacher: “Johnny i’m going to take a shower.”

Johnny: “Can I come?”

Teacher:”No!”

Johnny: “I’m gonna tell my daddy.”

Teacher:”Fine.”

They are in the shower…

Johnny: “Can I touch your belly button?”

Teacher: “No.”

Johnny: “I’m gonna tell my daddy.”

Teacher: “Fine.”

Teacher: “Errr… Johnny thats not my belly button!”

Johnny: ” Thats not my finger.”